Ron Bates: The Unflushables



M down They always rise to the top p 225The grandpa cracked me up during this book He only likes the taste of ketchup so he would get a basket of fries every time they went out to eat and dip the fry in ketchup suck off the ketchup and throw the fry away I can think of many kiddos who would do the same thing The character of Nixon cracked me up I want a spin off LOL I received this book from kidlitexchange and all opinions are my own The Unflushables will be a great addition to my elementary library Part of the James Patterson Presents line Ron Bates s book The Unflushables doesn t disappoint Sullivan is a kid who loves toilets and everything about them He envies the plumber superheroes of the past and is looking to find a toilet clogging culprit at school The town s annual burrito festival is coming up and something strange is going on involving monsters coming out of toilets and drains Potty humor will be sure to engage students as well as the fast moving plot and the thrill of a kid who lives basically on his own as his uncle is MIA a lot and his parents are in Figi As an adult yes I had to suspend disbelief but I don t see this being a problem for middle grade readers. Tally nuclear thanks to the potentially explosive 50th Anniversary Burrito FestivalIt's up to Sully and a league of long forgotten plumber heroes to save the day making it safe for all to flush again It's a dirty ob but someone's got to do

I read an ARC copy Conspiracy proponents rejoice hints of Independents being suashed by Big Business Sully rhymes a bit with Stubby Perhaps inspiration for this title came from Captain Stubby and the Buccaneers if you know who this band is I won t tellone of their famous Ethnographic Research jingles Roto rooter is uick first aid for clogs sewers and stopped up drains completeingle wlyrics is available on YouTube Thanks to the kidlitexchange network for the review copy of this book all opinions are my ownThis fun title out April 10 2018 is an adventurous tale that takes place in a society where plumbers are outlaws the city has sewer problems and one large corporation has a monopoly on the care and upkeep of all the plumbing Our hero Sully is a secret plumber who is trying to solve his school s toilet backup problems by day and works on house calls as a plumber s apprentice at night With plenty of bathroom humor this book will appeal to fans of Captain Underpants and anyone who loves to laugh over things adults might frown upon I ve got plenty of readers at my school who will love this book so I ll be buying a copy in April This was a Goodreads Giveaway bookThis book was hilarious Most peop. James Patterson presents The Titans of the Toilet The Wonders from Down Under Nitro City's very own sewer superheroes The PlumbersThirteen year old Sully Stringfellow has always admired the great plumber heroes of Nitro City These wrench wiel.

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Le know I am a sucker for underwear picture books I can t not buy a book that s theme is underwear This chapter book was right along those lines Sully Stringfellow lives in Nitro City There are mutant monsters that live in the sewer system that will come out of toilets Plumbers in this city aren t The Nordic Varieties of Capitalism just fixing leaks they are fighting the bad guys Plumbers are superheroes Sully has always idolized these famous plumbers He even has posters of plumbers on his wall PLUNGE stands for Plumbers League of UnNaturally Gifted Exceptionals which are the guardians of the sewer Ironwater Corporation came into play and banished all licensed plumbers to touching the sewers Ironwater claims to have everything under control but behind doors Ironwater has a secret plan Sully along with the retired PLUNGE league try to fight back with their own secret plan I m a leak freakDon t like that one How about plungerockey Flush puppy Pooper trooper Take your pick I ve heard them all The bottom line is I m a born plumber a freak of nature with a sump pump for a heart and copper pipes where my bones ought to be p 48You re what we call an Unflushable And the thing about Unflushables is you can t keep Ding warriors guarded the sewers until they were discredited by the powerful Ironwater Corporation which has a sinister scheme to take over the city Without the plumbers Nitro is being overrun by mutant creatures and things are about to go to.

Ron Bates began his career as a newspaper reporter in Texas and later became an editor and columnist His humorous features led him to a job as the resident humor columnist for three of Legacy Publishing’s regional magazines As a freelance writer Bates’ works include the children’s story “Arnold Bought a Bug” and “St Mary’s and the Art of War” the true story of how Italian POWs transformed