Nathan Alexander: The Hunger Gays

Oring for a piece of my meatCACKLES I am than just a tight bum in black underwear I am a boy who is scared of the world he lives inWHAT Clearly I m missing some sort of gay mathematics I m a failure at regular math so I m not even going to try to figure this one out I on t know how long we go at it but before I realize it our cocks explodeThat s gonna leave a mark It s all so confusing and I have no time left to preoccupy myself with these Blind Devotion (The Shifter Chronicles dramatics The whole thing needs an edit There are sentences thaton t make sense There are sentences with words left out There is an overabundance of words misspelled or misused In a nutshell it s a hot messThe publishers should really consider marketing this as a comedy I am just saying It has all the hallmarks The 69th annual MvM the cheese y My Name is Bob dialogue the lack of creativity the lame sex I could go on but I won t Iid get a couple good chuckles out of this though hence the 2 star rating Overall pretty isappointing A copy was provided by NetGalley in exchange for an honest review i was amazed by all the low star ratings on here before i read this because LOOK AT THAT COVER it is hilarious and wonderful how could it be anything but a fantastic readbut now i get it not because it is bad i actually enjoyed it very much but it really epends upon your motivation for reading it in the first place for people who are looking for porn there is too much actual plot for people looking for a The Hunger Games retelling it is too porny me i was looking for parody but it s not that not reallyit is of an homage it is not looking to take The Hunger Games insert gay characters and have itself a campy laugh this book takes itself very seriously you can tell by the attention to Billy Bragg detail and the strength of the characterevelopment this is not a flimsy whim of a story there is actual thought put in here to the backstory and the world building true a lot of the foundational world building has technically been Polly Prices Totally Secret Diary done by Suzanne Collins but enoughetails have been changed to allow this to stand as its own thing with a huge wink and a tip of the hat to the book it is riffing off of and i enjoyed it the characters are sympathetic the premise even isturbing then the The Hunger Games and it has a beginning a middle and an end which is unheard of in erotic literature because oh yeah there is plenty of terrible horrible violent intercourse for all you romantics out there there is also some tender lovemaking but uring the tournament itself it is just an erotically masochistic free for all which is wince y and graphic and that alone is worth the price of admission right especially since the price of admission on netgalley is FREEthere is one little continuity error a fact is The Majors Daughter dropped before it is later used as a surprising reveal but in this genre that is not aeal breaker and is actually a sign of some pretty impressive editing typos yes there are those too but again not at all a Miss Shumway Waves a Wand deal breaker to those of us who have been exposed to much much worse in similar works am i a horrible person for enjoying this probably but welcome to karen i am someone who is just soelighted when i come across books like this that i can t even contain my glee and must read and share it will most likely not make the new york times bestseller list and that is precisely why you need people like me to put it in front of you so you re welcome and of cours. N and poverty he begins to unlock inner The Touch desires that could uite possibly expose and put to shame the government’s own actions Can Aspen rise above his own need for gratification and find true love Or will he succumb to his now insatiableesires and become someone capable of bringing the government to its knee.

REVIEW The Hunger Gays

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Someone read this with me Meh This was an okay book Nothing too special It tries to be something than it is but for the most part it fails The erotica is nothing too arousing and while there is a plot or an attempt at a plot it s too much of a copycat for my taste Not to mention the fact that the plot is highly improbable and plain silly in some parts It s like reading a bad parody book with none of the wit humor and cleverness that is expected from the genre The best way I can On His Majestys Service describe this book is If SCUM Manifesto and The Hunger Games had a child that grew up too porn The Hunger Gays is freaking hilarious This isn t just a parody it actually has a great story Nathan Alexander added his own touches and not just sex I believed the love triangle in this book than I Different Class did in HG I want to know about the goddesses I laughed out loud so much The fact that the cock rings acted as trackers was easily the best thing in the entire book Freaking brilliant This book is great Also there are no minors and while consent is blurry therug makes it consensual I feared there would be The Essential Good Food Guide direct rape and there wasn t I meanon t get me wrong Textbook of Wisdom drugs are bad and this isn t real consent but I put my feminist tendencies aside and simply enjoyed In summary READ THIS A crappy fanfic esue piece based on an even crappier book series Yeah real winner here I went into The Hunger Gays knowing it was just a spoof on The Hunger Games Being one of the only people on earth who thought The Hunger Games was stupid I was interested in reading this one Surprisingly I kind of liked it To enjoy something like this your mindefinitely has to be open to anything While there was a lot and I mean a lot of sexual acts in this book if you can get past that to the heart of the story you would find that it is about a young guy Aspen who just wants to rise up from the life he has be able to protect his younger brother and find love I actually really liked Aspen He was strong and caring and he was just In Defence of Dogs doing what he needed too to survive A lot of the time when you read parody s of other books the author really oesn t care about the writing But I think Nathan Alexander really paid a lot of attention to etail He really cared about the characters and made the reader care about them too The Hunger Gays is a uick and fast read that shouldn t be judged to harshly Oh I have to read this immediately Netgallery complete waste of time Devoid of a significant plot and achieving such a pathetic and irrelevant finish that it is absolutely noteworthyA serious The City in Mind disappointment not personally I won t even give it this much credit but in general even using the standards of playgirl magazine as a foundation for this genre There is literally nothing to redeem this book absolutely NOTHINGCrap total crap This is a below playgirl story with overt contrived overtone of politics religio WellFirst things first I liked it than I thought I wouldII I choose to see this as a parody of the series that inspired it3 The narrationefinitely made me enjoy it as I originally started with the ebookD I wish someone would make this into pornI never actually read the original series and I was like meh for the movie Mainly because HELLO why in the ever loving fuck would anyone choose Peeta over Gale Stupid But I Revenge (The Red Ledger did appreciate the underlying themes attempted to portray I m gonna assume the bookid this better Unfortu. Inspired by The Hunger Games series Nathan Alexander’s Hunger Gays follows the story of young Aspen Summers who has grown up in a world where young men are rounded up by the government and forced to participate in the eadly MvM match an annual tournament where there can only be one champion or one survivor Th.

Nately those issues were sort of made trivial here Yes there is extreme ineuality and whatnot but I would think when making a parody those should be magnifiedOtherwise yeah Not a terrible way to start off GR s SciFi and Fantasy week I on t EVEN know where to startSo I m just going to start at the beginning and work my way The City Of Heavenly Tranquillity down in spirein sp rSubmitverbpast tense inspired past participle inspired1fill someone with the urge or ability too or feel something esp to Penguins Poems for Life do something creativeLet s focus on that last word there The Hunger Gays was inspired by The Hunger Games Fine fine I liked The Hunger Games as much as the next person What I expected was for it not to be a re telling of The Hunger Games only with every gay clich known to man thrown in along with a moderate amount of lame sex If you ve not read The Hunger Games then there is aistinct possibility you may enjoy this re telling Truly the only semi creative aspect of The Hunger Gays is the gay sex which was lame Even Star Trek s beam me up Scotty got ripped off Now let s talk about the sex So there is an annual tournament called the Male v Male MvM Original huh Prior to the MvM there is what s called a Ruby Red Party which is basically a gay club where all the offerings are naked At said party a top and a bottom offering are chosen to represent their territory I still on t understand what the purpose of this is Technically all the offerings are at the mercy of the guards to be groped molested or gang banged There s nothing to istinguish the tops from the bottoms Even uring the games themselves I couldn t suss out why there needed to be a istinction since they re all strung out on Phentasia sex Divine Beauty drug and expected to orgy regularly And that s just a free for all The post apocalyptic aspectidn t mesh with the actual living conditions either I mean Earth was hit by an asteroid and in the ensuing chaos uondamn country was taken over by the Cardinal City Cardinal City supposedly keeps all the territories in a constant state of oppression yet they have social networking and the internet HUH But they re Fear and Loathing at Rolling Stone destitute and have to be rid of lice prior to the MvM WhatAspen is The Hunger Gays version of Katniss It s told exclusively through his perspective At first I thought the author was going for authenticity with the simplistic sentences that could be typical of a 19 year old But there was just too much variability See Dick runDick runs fastDick isiscombobulated by Shane s chasing him thereby causing him to gasp in surprise once Shane s arm envelopes him as they tumble to the groundWhich one of these oesn t belong ExactlyI felt all whiplash y from Aspen s yo yo self image too One minute he s King Shit of Fuck Mountain and the next he s something that got caught in a rain He s also a fickle pickle In love with Pan his soul mate from his territory then Hyacinth his partner in the MvM then Pan again then The Emperor was a possibility then back to Hyacinth again Head spinning Make it stopI tried to like this I really Wife by Wednesday (The Weekday Brides, did I even started thinking Oh it s a parody A comedy perhaps But it s not advertised as such Let me tell you it should be because it s got some seriously CHEESE Y MUTHAFUCKIN DIALOGUE WordHere are some gems My sexuality has explodedUmmm Rumor has it you re the butcheress star hunter he whispered rimming my ear with his tongueIs that the rumor I said laughing Is everyone clam. E feared event not only forces young men into public expressions of sexualomination and submission but also serves as a reminder that nothing not even the will of one man is stronger than the will of the governmentBut when Aspen finds himself participating in this kinky tournament after a lifetime of repressio.